Thursday, March 13, 2014
Girls
My blog is so boring. Most of you guys have all these Deep posts, and crazy backrounds with different colored words in weird fonts. That's great and all but I can't read anything!? Maybe I'm stupid but I can't understand a word half you guys are saying.
Ya'll need to cheer up and stop talking about suicide. DAM!
(It's not swearing if I spelled it wrong hehe)
That's just my opinion. You guys can do whatever you want.
Let's talk about women.
This girl that sat next to me in my math class and she smelled SO GOOD!
Why do you girls have to do that?
You know how bad (Most of us) guys want you. Why do you flaunt it so much!
Not calling any of you sluts, but your not very good at hiding how pretty you are.
"God gave man the desire to look at women, it's the devil that made them dress like that." - Dexter
No but really, How does a guy turn gay? Doesn't he know what he's missing out on?
(also a side note, not to be mean but I'm only talking to a certain group of girls)
as in,
attractive.
Hahaha!, just being honest. No one tells the truth these days
Probably cause it hurts so much.
If you get offended easily leave now and don't come back.
Death
Death is important. if people didn't die, then this world would be way to overcrowded.
Plus, when you die you get to go to heaven (YAY!)
Unless you are an atheist and don't think there is anything after death.
Neither one of us is right because we don't know,
but,
I'm gonna live a happier life than you because I won't think this is it and be depressed all the time.
Fact is, death sucks. Especially when it's someone you love and care about.
But when you know that one day your gonna die. You suddenly start to appreciate things in life. Especially when you know the exact date and time of your death.
You start to savor every drink of water, you never complain about anything. You learn to appreciate everything around you.
How do I know this?
Because I know that one day I will die.
"Those who do not appreciate life, do not deserve life" - John Kramer, (AKA) Jigsaw.
Plus, when you die you get to go to heaven (YAY!)
Unless you are an atheist and don't think there is anything after death.
Neither one of us is right because we don't know,
but,
I'm gonna live a happier life than you because I won't think this is it and be depressed all the time.
Fact is, death sucks. Especially when it's someone you love and care about.
But when you know that one day your gonna die. You suddenly start to appreciate things in life. Especially when you know the exact date and time of your death.
You start to savor every drink of water, you never complain about anything. You learn to appreciate everything around you.
How do I know this?
Because I know that one day I will die.
"Those who do not appreciate life, do not deserve life" - John Kramer, (AKA) Jigsaw.
Scary
Since this weeks subject is fear, and next week is death, we might as well talk about more scary stuff.
What's your favorite scary movie?
Don't know, but the scariest movie I have ever seen is called Sinister.
Actually, it wasn't that scary but the theme of that movie, when you find out who killed all those people. That is messed up.
Anyone who has seen it knows what I'm talking about.
Why is it that people become fans of psycho's in movies? Michael Myers, Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorheis, Jigsaw, Hellraiser, Hannibal Lector, Buffalo Bill, Norman Bates.
Even real serial killers like Jeffrey Dahmer, Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gacy?
Because people are fascinated with how Psycho's think and behave. Especially the news.
A man's wife get's murdered and they want all the juicy details.
Just so they can make money.
Meanwhile, the man is seeing his wife all over the world and everyone knows about it.
Some feel sorry for him some don't.
And he knows that.
Then the media goes crazy and becomes fans of who killed his wife. They start to idolize that person or persons.
Example: The Black Dahlia Murder of 1947
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THOSE PEOPLE?
If anyone has seen Natural Born Killers. You would learn how the Media makes these people out to be idols.
they ruins peoples lives and I have no idea why they still exist.
**** the media.
I'm out.
What's your favorite scary movie?
Don't know, but the scariest movie I have ever seen is called Sinister.
Actually, it wasn't that scary but the theme of that movie, when you find out who killed all those people. That is messed up.
Anyone who has seen it knows what I'm talking about.
Why is it that people become fans of psycho's in movies? Michael Myers, Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorheis, Jigsaw, Hellraiser, Hannibal Lector, Buffalo Bill, Norman Bates.
Even real serial killers like Jeffrey Dahmer, Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gacy?
Because people are fascinated with how Psycho's think and behave. Especially the news.
A man's wife get's murdered and they want all the juicy details.
Just so they can make money.
Meanwhile, the man is seeing his wife all over the world and everyone knows about it.
Some feel sorry for him some don't.
And he knows that.
Then the media goes crazy and becomes fans of who killed his wife. They start to idolize that person or persons.
Example: The Black Dahlia Murder of 1947
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THOSE PEOPLE?
If anyone has seen Natural Born Killers. You would learn how the Media makes these people out to be idols.
they ruins peoples lives and I have no idea why they still exist.
**** the media.
I'm out.
Fear
What are my biggest fears?
Being buried alive in a coffin.
Breaking my neck so I have to live in a wheelchair.
Marrying someone who turns crazy and kills me.
Becoming a soldier in World War 3, getting captured, then being tortured till I'm dead.
Watching someone I love die.
Discovering there is no life after death.
Why am I talking like this? Most likely, none of this will happen. So why even worry about it.
Being buried alive in a coffin.
Breaking my neck so I have to live in a wheelchair.
Marrying someone who turns crazy and kills me.
Becoming a soldier in World War 3, getting captured, then being tortured till I'm dead.
Watching someone I love die.
Discovering there is no life after death.
Why am I talking like this? Most likely, none of this will happen. So why even worry about it.
Water
Let's talk about SEX!!! haha jk, this has to be appropriate. For all you 18 year olds who havn't matured yet, lets talk about water.
Water is the greatest thing ever. Not only does it save your life by drinking it. It also tastes good.
Nothing better than when you have a rigorous workout in the sun. When all you and your entire body can think of is how thirsty you are, how dry your mouth is, how hot it is outside. You take a drink of that perfect, cool, delicious water, there is not a single thing you would rather be doing at that moment then drinking that water.
Or when you wake up in the middle of the night and you are dehydrated and all you want is some water. Then when you drink some it tastes like it's from God's personal pond - Will Ferrell
when you wake up in the morning and your freezing cold. You get in the shower and turn it to the perfect temperature. And that rush of pure relaxation, warmness, and amazing chills all over your body becomes real. It's a nice feeling.
No one appreciates water more than Bobby Bouche
Water is the greatest thing ever. Not only does it save your life by drinking it. It also tastes good.
Nothing better than when you have a rigorous workout in the sun. When all you and your entire body can think of is how thirsty you are, how dry your mouth is, how hot it is outside. You take a drink of that perfect, cool, delicious water, there is not a single thing you would rather be doing at that moment then drinking that water.
Or when you wake up in the middle of the night and you are dehydrated and all you want is some water. Then when you drink some it tastes like it's from God's personal pond - Will Ferrell
when you wake up in the morning and your freezing cold. You get in the shower and turn it to the perfect temperature. And that rush of pure relaxation, warmness, and amazing chills all over your body becomes real. It's a nice feeling.
No one appreciates water more than Bobby Bouche
Water. Its an amazing thing.
But so is fire.
Bricks
So what are bricks? Weapons used to kill someone. Foundations we build houses on. Hate messages to throw threw someone's window. Why are we even talking about it? Cause that's what the boss told us to do.
Bricks are solid. That's why I like them. Anything that is solid is strong. Tupac's flow, a hard rugby hit, relationships, muscle, a wall.
Bricks are weirdly shaped. That's why I don't like them. Anything that's weirdly shaped usually sucks. a basketball, a football cleat, a penis, (LOL!), a door.
Bricks are solid. That's why I like them. Anything that is solid is strong. Tupac's flow, a hard rugby hit, relationships, muscle, a wall.
Bricks are weirdly shaped. That's why I don't like them. Anything that's weirdly shaped usually sucks. a basketball, a football cleat, a penis, (LOL!), a door.
Why are they red?
TV
Time for another list.
whatever who cares.
In MY opinion. The best TV shows are.
Dexter
Breaking Bad
The Office.
House
Veronica Mars (great show no one knows about)
Lost (first 4 seasons the rest are eh)
True Detective (just aired but it's amazing)
Wilfred
The Sopranos
Modern Family
Prison Break
Sherlock
Parks and Recreation
Game of Thrones
Hannibal
Orange is the New Black
Justified
Supernatural
Chuck
Worst TV shows
How I Met Your Mother
The Big Bang Theory
The Vampire Diaries
Grey's Anatomy
Glee
Gossip Girl
The Originals
If your a fan of one of the above then deal with it. I don't care I have seen most of them and they suck.
whatever who cares.
In MY opinion. The best TV shows are.
Dexter
Breaking Bad
The Office.
House
Veronica Mars (great show no one knows about)
Lost (first 4 seasons the rest are eh)
True Detective (just aired but it's amazing)
Wilfred
The Sopranos
Modern Family
Prison Break
Sherlock
Parks and Recreation
Game of Thrones
Hannibal
Orange is the New Black
Justified
Supernatural
Chuck
Worst TV shows
How I Met Your Mother
The Big Bang Theory
The Vampire Diaries
Grey's Anatomy
Glee
Gossip Girl
The Originals
If your a fan of one of the above then deal with it. I don't care I have seen most of them and they suck.
Different
What is it like to be different? Don't know. I think I am normal? If you are different than other or most people. It doesn't matter if you don't care. If you do care. It sucks. I like being normal, but define normal? If it's being able to walk I'm normal. If it's not having a mental illness I'm normal. I like being normal cause If I wasn't it would mean being one or more of those kind of things. That's what I think being normal is. If your talking about being different as in thinking, dressing, talking, or acting different from the social norm. I'm probly still normal. But to be honest. I don't think anyone is normal including myself so why did I just write all that?
But that doesn't mean that being different is bad.
Whatever, this blog made no sense.
But that doesn't mean that being different is bad.
Whatever, this blog made no sense.
Wednesday, March 12, 2014
Stress
I am way stressed out right now so that's what I am going to write about.
Why is it that teachers. parents, ecclesiastic leaders, and colleges love stressing teenagers out? Don't they know that it's just making us not want to do anything? And I'm not talking to the students who get straight A's and have wonderful parents and perfect stressful free lives. Where are my slackers and procrastinators at? What is the point? Can you even remember what you learned in math by the time you get home that day? Straight F's that's where it's at. What's wrong with being a construction worker? or a policemen? or a stripper? I know someone who works at subway and has 2 kids. He gets paid 7.75 an hour and he loves his life. My friend is ready to blow his brains cause of the ACT. Obviously if you want to be a Doctor your gonna have to work hard and deal with it but I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to the teenagers who don't know what to do with there lives and teachers, parents, etc. are telling them who or what to become. It sucks doesn't it? Unfortunately I can't help you , all I can do is tell you to do what you want. I for one, am sick of it all.
Why is it that teachers. parents, ecclesiastic leaders, and colleges love stressing teenagers out? Don't they know that it's just making us not want to do anything? And I'm not talking to the students who get straight A's and have wonderful parents and perfect stressful free lives. Where are my slackers and procrastinators at? What is the point? Can you even remember what you learned in math by the time you get home that day? Straight F's that's where it's at. What's wrong with being a construction worker? or a policemen? or a stripper? I know someone who works at subway and has 2 kids. He gets paid 7.75 an hour and he loves his life. My friend is ready to blow his brains cause of the ACT. Obviously if you want to be a Doctor your gonna have to work hard and deal with it but I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to the teenagers who don't know what to do with there lives and teachers, parents, etc. are telling them who or what to become. It sucks doesn't it? Unfortunately I can't help you , all I can do is tell you to do what you want. I for one, am sick of it all.
Love
What is love?
Love is whatever you want. Can someone love there computer? The Critically-Acclaimed movie "Her" thinks so. I think that if a computer is the only thing you have and know you could love it. But I don't think most people truly love their computer, or their phone, or anything that can easily be replaced. If I had just purchased a Porsche Carerra and someone had crashed it.( I don't know why they would be driving it, cause I would be extremely careful with it.) I would rage and probly say, "I Loved that Car!" But I don't know cause I don't have one. I think Love is when you are willing to die for someone. That's all.
Love is whatever you want. Can someone love there computer? The Critically-Acclaimed movie "Her" thinks so. I think that if a computer is the only thing you have and know you could love it. But I don't think most people truly love their computer, or their phone, or anything that can easily be replaced. If I had just purchased a Porsche Carerra and someone had crashed it.( I don't know why they would be driving it, cause I would be extremely careful with it.) I would rage and probly say, "I Loved that Car!" But I don't know cause I don't have one. I think Love is when you are willing to die for someone. That's all.
Hahahaha, that's not true!
(keep telling yourself that)
Movies
I understand that Mr. Nelson wants us to write huge massive blogs and as much as I want to try and do that I am a really boring person so here's another list.
In My opinion. The best movies ever made.
The Shawshank Redemption - (not my #1 favorite but it is up there and it is the greatest movie according to popular vote)
Fight Club - (this movie will make you want to get in a fight with someone and that's awesome)
Disney's Frozen - ( Best Animated Movie)
Scarface - (a classic)
Scary Movie 1 - (my personal favorite)
Friday - (the funniest movie ever made)
The Cabin in the Woods - (this movie is nuts)
21 Jump Street - (good times with this one)
8 mile - (If you love Eminem you will most likely love this movie)
The Longest Yard - (funniest sports movie ever made)
Rush - (straight fire)
Friday Night Lights - (best sports movie ever made)
Prisoners - (deep psychological awesomeness)
Se7en - ( ^)
The Dark Knight - (Obviously!)
12 Years a Slave - (deserved all the awards it got)
The Usual Suspects - (that ending though)
Schindler's List (another classic)
Remember the Titans - (great movie about race and football)
Boyz n The Hood - ( shows you what it's like living in the LA hood very well)
Stand By Me - (good movie about friendship)
Memento - (if you have seen it then you know why it's on here)
Obviously this isn't a list of best movies ever made if your looking at it from an academy award view.
Examples of the actual greatest movies ever made are these.
Citizen Kane
Casablanca
The Godfather (actually a sweet movie)
Forrest Gump (also a good movie)
12 Angry Men etc.
If there is one I forgot put it in the comments below
In My opinion. The best movies ever made.
The Shawshank Redemption - (not my #1 favorite but it is up there and it is the greatest movie according to popular vote)
Fight Club - (this movie will make you want to get in a fight with someone and that's awesome)
Disney's Frozen - ( Best Animated Movie)
Scarface - (a classic)
Scary Movie 1 - (my personal favorite)
Friday - (the funniest movie ever made)
The Cabin in the Woods - (this movie is nuts)
21 Jump Street - (good times with this one)
8 mile - (If you love Eminem you will most likely love this movie)
The Longest Yard - (funniest sports movie ever made)
Rush - (straight fire)
Friday Night Lights - (best sports movie ever made)
Prisoners - (deep psychological awesomeness)
Se7en - ( ^)
The Dark Knight - (Obviously!)
12 Years a Slave - (deserved all the awards it got)
The Usual Suspects - (that ending though)
Schindler's List (another classic)
Remember the Titans - (great movie about race and football)
Boyz n The Hood - ( shows you what it's like living in the LA hood very well)
Stand By Me - (good movie about friendship)
Memento - (if you have seen it then you know why it's on here)
Obviously this isn't a list of best movies ever made if your looking at it from an academy award view.
Examples of the actual greatest movies ever made are these.
Citizen Kane
Casablanca
The Godfather (actually a sweet movie)
Forrest Gump (also a good movie)
12 Angry Men etc.
If there is one I forgot put it in the comments below
Crayons
Crayons suck I hate them. I have always hated them. I don't know why people even make them I never wanted to use them as a little kid and I don't like using them now. They are colorful and that's the only cool thing about them why? Because every color is special because together they make a rainbow.
Non-Toxic? the fact that they even have to put that on a crayon means you should not go near one.
Whatever, who cares.
Rap
In MY Opinion these are the best hip-hop artists who ever existed. obviously there are ones that I will forget so if you wanna hate then waste your time and read this.
First three are in order the rest are all over the place.
Tech N9ne (My Personal Favorite)
Eminem (Greatest Lyricist ever)
Tupac (The King of Rap)
Notorious B.I.G
Easy E
Dr. Dre
Obie Trice
Royce Da 5'9
Crooked I
Joe Budden
Joell Ortiz
Jay-Z (If you are a true rap fan you would know that he is one of the greatest)
Ice Cube (One of my favorites)
A$AP Rocky
Nas
Lil Wayne (haha JK)
The Game
Kendrick Lamar
Krizz Kaliko (great singer too)
Proof (was and would have been one of the best, R.I.P)
Nicki Minaj (that's right I think she's awesome)
Xzibit
Macklemore (he's alright, definitely not the best)
Big L
50 Cent
If you hate Rap then I hate you. Don't read my blogs. If I missed any you think should be on here comment below
First three are in order the rest are all over the place.
Tech N9ne (My Personal Favorite)
Eminem (Greatest Lyricist ever)
Tupac (The King of Rap)
Notorious B.I.G
Easy E
Dr. Dre
Obie Trice
Royce Da 5'9
Crooked I
Joe Budden
Joell Ortiz
Jay-Z (If you are a true rap fan you would know that he is one of the greatest)
Ice Cube (One of my favorites)
A$AP Rocky
Nas
Lil Wayne (haha JK)
The Game
Kendrick Lamar
Krizz Kaliko (great singer too)
Proof (was and would have been one of the best, R.I.P)
Nicki Minaj (that's right I think she's awesome)
Xzibit
Macklemore (he's alright, definitely not the best)
Big L
50 Cent
If you hate Rap then I hate you. Don't read my blogs. If I missed any you think should be on here comment below
Human
What does it mean to be human?
I just want to start off by saying I like being human. A lot of people don't like living these days and I can understand that these are tough times I for one am the kind of person who wants to enjoy and get the most out of life or else whats the point? I hate stress and I hate being forced to do something or being guilted into doing it. I am not a robot because I don't want to be and you can't say, label, or make me be one I do and think what I want. Here's a funny picture.
Social Networking is taking over the world.
Before you know it, nobody will be talking in person
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